01
Oct
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
01
Oct
I love you, Cat, but hearing this song on that commercial 10 times a day is making me want to find someone to brain me, brain me.
30
Sep
Charlie: Now are you nervous at all about leaving Philly? Like, is anything bad gonna happen?
Dennis: I don’t think so man, I’m excited about it.
Charlie: Well, you know, I’ve just never been outside of Philly. I don’t know what people are like.
Dennis: People are… people.
Charlie: Nobody’s gonna be, like, a dick?
Dennis: There’re probably gonna be some dicks out there, yeah, sure. But I’ll be there, I’ll back you up, man.
Charlie: Thanks, man.
Adorable.
24
Sep
Come with me now on a journey through time and space, where Cosmo Kramer once kissed Luke Skywalker full on the mouth.
20
Sep
Charlie: Okay, I’m going to throw this grenade into the car. The car will explode and our problems will be solved. In the meantime, I need you to do a popper.
Mac: Okay, I understand the plan. Except for when…we find…the bride.
Aw, I forgot how Mac’s concussion made him obsessed with the wedding dress. How is it that concussion story lines are always so adorable? Just like Dwight and Pan.
17
Aug
On second thought, let’s not go to the 70’s. It is a silly place.
14
Aug
What… are… youuuu?
13
Aug
My life is like an overflowing septic tank… I can’t take anymore shit.
12
Aug
Taked baby. Meet at later bar, night or day sometime.